Finally an honest authoritative report and assessment of the USA People’s business and policies by Harry Sloan, CPA (Certified Poetic Accountant)

USA People: Controller’s Report 2012

Statement of Facts
The People OWN the USA Government
It is OURS the 100% People that Live Here
There are 300,000,000 People Who Own USA
WE employ 545 people to do OUR Business
They work for US and must do what WE say
WE are $15 Trillion in Debt with No Way Out

Current Analysis
Recently WE developed a labor problem
Employees have been embezzling funds
Receiving illegal “contributions” and gifts
Allow corporations to commit fraud on US
Waging war for Others Natural Resources
Polluting Earth and US nearly to Death
Capitalist Pyramid Scams are Collapsing
WE have been Sold Out by OUR Employees

Recommendations
Notify All Employees about new Job Reviews
Owners VOTE to Make Laws and Policies
Owners VOTE to Control Government Agencies
Bring ALL Military Personnel & Bases Home
Give OWNERS Food, Shelter and Medical Care
Review Long Term Goals for Sustainable Life

In conclusion Happy Global Revolution

USA People’s Controller
Harry Sloan, CPA (Certified Poetic Accountant)